Tiger...you're a MORON

Hi guys,
so I know I'm a bit late to weigh in on the Tiger situation, but I HAD to say something.

First, he's a moron.
Second, he's a MORON.

He is the WEALTHIEST athlete in the world, you'd think that he would have some sense of decorum when it came to carrying on an affair outside the marriage.

(note: I am NOT promoting having an affair. Anything you do that breaks a vow of marriage is NOT ok with me. If you don't want to settle down and be faithful- DON'T GET MARRIED...Tiger, you should have talked to Derek Jeter first...he has the whole thing figured out, and he's not dumb enough to risk it ALL over some Perkins waitress).

So, you'd think one of the richest people in the world would...
A) have more than one cell phone. Maybe 1 per mistress...just sayin'
B) have an assistant or three to handle all of his comings and goings
C) have that same assistant assist with Elin and the kids and make sure paths didn't cross
D) have those SAME assistants perhaps rid the foyer of golf clubs so his wife couldn't beat the crap out of him when the affair went out.

Though, I do have this piece of advice for Elin...personally, I would have gone for the pitching wedge. It's a bit heavier, has a nice angle on it, and won't shatter like a driver. Again, just sayin'.

For me, and us (Mr. Pit and I) an affair isn't an option. This marriage is for real, and forever. However, if one or both of us wants to get out of the marriage, it would NOT be because one of us had an affair prior to doing so.

The lack of respect that you show for your spouse, the half creator of your child or children is unforgiveable when you have an affair. I don't care if she drives you up the wall, I don't care if he's the biggest a$$hat on the planet. You get divorced before you cheat, therefore you don't cheat.

If you want to screw 10 waitresses, go right ahead, but not while you're married to me. You want to go through a mid-life crisis, go through it on your own, don't drag me down with you. I refuse to check cell phone records and log into email. You either trust your spouse or you don't. If you don't, fix it. FIX your marriage, that's why you got married in the first place right, to spend your life with that person?

I am not saying you can't get divorced, but WORK on it first! No one said it was easy. No one said everyday would be rainbows and butterflies and unicorns and 75 and sunny. Nope, there are thunderstorms, scary monsters and lots of crap flying at you along the way. BUT, you stick together and make it work for as long and as hard as you can.

For goodness sake, if my parents can stay together since 1971 with us 3 kids driving them completely batty...I am sure you can. Believe me. It takes work, patience and MOST of all RESPECT. You cheat on me, you don't respect me. You cheat on me, you cheat your family, MY family and our family.

Tiger, I hope Elin takes at least half your money and both of your children. You don't deserve to be a father. Good luck keeping the rest of your endorsement deals. For all your shenanigans you can bet your a$$ you won't catch me wearing Nike Golf stuff anytime soon.

Wonderful Weekend

Morning Pit fans,

I was SO excited to start my weekend early last Friday and it lived up to everything it should have.

I took the train home from work and was in the door and eating lunch by 1:15. Then it was a nice long walk with Lil' Pup (where we ran into almost ALL of our neighbors doing the same thing) and then it was off to the golf course where I met up with my brothers and we played 4 holes on the front 9. We would have played more if Happy Hour weren't calling our names, but it was, so we went :)

We got there at 5:30 and I didn't leave until almost 8...oops, I guess it was more Happy Hour(S) than just one, but it was a really fun time and it was great to see some old co-workers and catch up with them.

Saturday started out early for Mr. Pit but I was lazy and didn't get out of bed until 10:30. Then my friend C came over for lunch and we had a really fun game of keep-away with Lil' Pup until he got too tired to play and just laid down in the yard. Ha! Then it was off to Mecca (King of Prussia) where I got my hands on two pairs of Lilly McKim's (pink AND gold!) and some super cute Lilly wrapping paper. Then it was another nap for me (not planned I swear, I went to lay down for 2 minutes and lo and behold it lasted 2.5 hours, eek!)
Mr. Pit got home around 7 and then we went to dinner at San Nicola which is our favorite Italian place in Paoli and it was SO yum.

Then it was up early for him again on Sunday but I was up at 8:15 to do some much needed cleaning. This was not an easy feat since Lil' Pup DESPISES the vacuum cleaner and will attack it from the moment it turns on. He also likes to try to eat the attachment parts so vacuuming is always a tricky undertaking that forces me to lock him in the guest room while I do the downstairs, and then put him outside while I do the upstairs. Little stinker just stands at the door howling to the heavens but acts like it never happened as soon as I turn it off! It cracks me up but goodness knows what the neighbors think about this poor dog barking to get let into the house!

Anyways, then Lil' Pup and I hopped in the car for a trip to my parents house for the afternoon where we spent the afternoon crafting and working in Mom's garden. I will post pics from the crafting extravaganza tomorrow (and they'll go up on Etsy then too!) and it was an all around lovely way to end the weekend. We then ordered Chinese food, watched the end of the golf (Tiger is AMAZING btw), watched Amazing Race and then went right to bed. SO GOOD.

I hope your weekend was as good as mine! I am hoping for nice weather this weekend since our garden didn't get tended to at all in favor of dead heading at Mom's place, but I have high hopes!